I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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