i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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