what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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