Do vagina's smell?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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