Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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