Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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