To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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