I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
just found out that she named her cat after me.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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