were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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