i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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