So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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