Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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