i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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