That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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