this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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