rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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