she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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