What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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