problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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