I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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