all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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