Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It's never too late to be topless.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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