we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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