yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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