I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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