He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
