and next time when you feel me up, do it right
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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