forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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