sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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