paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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