The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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