I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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