Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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