they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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