I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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