Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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