Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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