This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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