sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize