Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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