someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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