like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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