what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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