are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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