Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
