so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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