So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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