if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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