operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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