Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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