in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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