Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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