Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Randomize
