I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
There r osticjed everywhere
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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