when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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