Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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