i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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