hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize
