You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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